i love my wife


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no matter how many followers i get i swear nobody actually read my posts

(via bastille)


could you please hold this for a second *hands you my problems and runs away*

(via trust)


im really clueless so please spell out very obviously exactly how you feel in full detail or i will constantly be worrying about how much you hate me

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i was speaking to a customer in Japanese once at work and my coworker overheard me and later in the break room he said to our other coworkers “man Andrew was over there speakin Naruto”

(via trait)

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People are already getting excited about Halloween and by people I mean me

(via taylorswifs)


i dont go on skype anymore. chat with me by screaming as loud as you can into the night sky. i will be listening

(via encourage)

"No, fuck you. I was worth it."

and I’m still worth it // R.R.  (via elauxe)

(via aslavetotherhythm)

"You’re going to lose weight, and buy a closet full of new clothes, and whiten your teeth, and cut your hair, and move to a great apartment in a different city, and make new cooler friends. And you’re still going to be unhappy."

— Unknown (via fawun)

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